Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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