I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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