Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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