I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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