Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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