is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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