anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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