YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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