I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i believe in u and ur pee
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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