That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
My vagina is very pro this idea
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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