I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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