I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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