Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Houston, we have a blender
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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