I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Randomize
