I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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