So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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