My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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