I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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