Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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