that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just googled if crying burns calories
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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