Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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