I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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