Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Randomize
