I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I want to be your penis for a week.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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