Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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