wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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