I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
is that a dick in a sweater?
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