one two three fourrrrnication!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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