fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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