He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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