My brain says no but my pants say off.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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