yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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