I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
tell me about the fingering
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