Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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