Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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