I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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