You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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