your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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