: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Sober January is a disaster.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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