You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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