there's paper in my vomit.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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