grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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