My brain says no but my pants say off.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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