Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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