Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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