dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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