like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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