yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I am available for nakedness
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