Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
