Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Randomize
