I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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