How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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