My hair reeks of homosexuality.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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